Days since the new law requiring bars in the city of Atlanta to close at 3 am went into effect: 18. Fatal shootings in Buckhead: 0. This program has been a resounding success, I motion that we shut down the entire city at 5 pm. Based on the spectacular results achieved […]

Recurring Propeller Skies character The Beaver and I caught the Copper show at Ten High last night. The first couple of songs started out slow, but by the third song the band had warmed up and were starting to rock. On the fourth song, the ever-popular “Miss December”, the band was in full […]

Since sucky opening bands are starting to become a trend around here, I have developed the following three tiered ordinal rating scheme to quantify the exact amount of sucking a given band does. The ratings are, in order of ascending suckiness:

Sucks - show up early to get a good spot to see the headlining […]

Just got in from the monthly Atlanta Outdoor Club social hour. Always a good time, although the parking situation at Summit’s Wayside Tavern is starting to get intolerable.
Previous to that, I was at the Friends Junior Committee Social at Rock Bottom in Buckhead. Photos will, as per usual, be […]

Why is there no place to eat in Atlanta at 4 am besides The Majestic and R. Thomas and Sons? The Majestic is appropriately greasy, but inconveniently located. As for R. Thomas, free range organic tree-hugging hippie chicken is just not a proper close to a night of binge drinking.

I went to the envie show last night at The Earl. Envie fucking rules. Even The Beaver managed to stay awake for the whole show.
Of course, in order to preserve the balance of the cosmic order, we had to suffer though an opening band that played cabaret music. In fucking […]

Last night, The Beaver and I stopped for drinks at the worst bar in Atlanta. After reading a glowing review of Pura Vida in Creative Loafing, I went in with high expectations. The Loaf mentioned Pura Vida served obscure South American cocktails, such as Pisco Sours and Caipirinhas made in the proper way […]