driving rain

It is only rain, do not panic. Turn your windshield wipers on and keep fucking moving. Do NOT drive your car into the concrete barrier. If someone else has driven their car into the concrete barrier, do NOT come to a complete stop in the middle of the motherfucking interstate to look. It is just an accident, they happen every day. Nothing special to see here, move it along you looky-loos. Thank you for your cooperation.

One Response to “driving rain”

  1. hunter Says:

    Or rub on some of that high speed Rain-X.

    P.S. I’m just going to randomly reply to these old posts to keep me preoccupied until the new killa content arrives! Old Propella is better than no Propella.