fartknockers
Dear residents of Miami: fuck all of you. Just because you cocksucking wankers decided that it was a good idea to build a city on a fucking swamp where it rains every single fucking day and major hurricanes hit, on average, once a decade does not mean I want to work 80 hours a week trying to mitigate your flooding issues. Please learn to swim, fuckos.
March 4th, 2007 at 08:14
You sure did give me a fucking good laugh on early Sunday morning while i was up drunk and googling around… Hallelujah bruddah!
If you are ever in Maui look us up and come and party!
Aloha, Sushi and Dave!