Fuck Kroger. Every time I go, I feel like I’m about to get mugged in the parking lot. Inside, their dingy stores do nothing to improve the feeling shadiness.

The stupid Kroger card pisses me off even more. NEWSFLASH: I do not have a card because [1] your stores suck and I only go in an emergency and [2] your marketing department does not need to know what I purchase on a regular basis.

Last, but not least, fuck the U-Scan. If I wanted to scan groceries, I would not have gone to college. Hire some motherfucking cashiers. The homeless people in the parking lot would be a great, low-cost option. And some of them even speak English.