Automobile mechanics are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet. The fuckwads at a certain repair shop on Northside Drive (I will name them once I get my car back in one piece*) have now had my car for over a week. For the benefit of those of you who do not know, I had it towed there last Tuesday morning when the transmission gave out.

The first sign of impending doom was when it took them TWO DAYS to figure out the transmission was broken. I knew that when the car would not go any faster than 30 mph, that is why I called a fucking TRANSMISSION REPAIR SHOP.

This afternoon, I called to check on the status of the repairs, since it had been a week. I would think that a transmission repair shop, where all they do all day, every day, is REPAIR TRANSMISSIONS, would be capable of repairing a transmission in a week. I would be thinking wrong. I was told that the transmission and torque converter had been rebuilt. However, they were waiting for one final part that was missing from the rebuild kit and were having trouble finding it. Since I drive a Model-T Ford and parts for those just are not manufactured anymore, I was not at all surprised by this. Just kidding. I drive a Grand Cherokee, just like several hundred thousand other people in this town and Chrysler is MAKING MORE OF THEM EVERY FUCKING DAY. So it should not be a problem to get the damn part. Morons.

For any of you who are auto mechanics and are offended by this post, feel free to suck my fucking cock. And swallow. Assholes.

notes:

* assuming I ever get my motherfucking car back, which is a mighty big assumption given past performance.