Dear Leah,
Nice try. I am sure you expected me to show up at your office door and ask you out to dinner. However, I am too smoove for that sort of game. You are going to have to do better than just playing hard to get.

Saturday evening, I arrived early to Bohemian Debauchery to attend a VIP pre-party that did not happen. Thanks for calling and letting me know, Ashley. After I sat around making phone calls and watching the staff prepare for the night, Ashley finally showed up. She quickly redeemed herself and made it off […]

After six months of writing this, a funny search phrase finally hit. Some lucky pervert searched for, “couples resorts where fucking is encouraged,” and ended up here at Prizzo Skeezy. I had no idea there were couples resorts where fucking was discouraged. That would be like going to a bar where drinking […]

As I was driving to Netparty at Compound on Friday evening, it was pouring rain. Here in Atlanta, the hotties refuse to come out when it is raining, since it might mess up their hair. Unfortunately, Atlanta has been the Seattle of the southeast recently, as it has rained every single damn day. […]

First, a big Propeller Skies shout out to The Beaver, who helped me move a bunch of heavy furniture today.
In related news, I ate lunch at Nan this afternoon with recurring Propeller Skies character The Beaver. Instead of writing a long tedious review about the fantastic soup, the subtle well balanced Thai […]

Almost every afternoon, I head over to Starbucks® for a tasty cup of coffee. The walk gives me a chance to clear my head and purchasing a $5 cup of coffee stimulates the economy and makes me feel like I am doing my part in the War On Terrorism™. Usually, this is one […]

…move it along, you looky-loos. Since I have nothing to say this week, I recommend that all five Propeller Skies readers visit Rob over at CLUBLIFE, whose witty writing makes for hilarious tales of life as a bouncer. Also, stop by parannoying, because Patrick is seriously funny.

Saturday I stopped in at the 3rd Annual Bootie Ball. Prior to arriving, I was unclear as to what the fuck, exactly, a Bootie Ball is. Fortuitously, it turned out to be similar to a large frat party, except the attendees were slightly more mature than the average frat boy. And there […]

Friday evening I dropped by the Snake Nation Annual Summer Shake. I was not particularly enthusiastic about this assignment, because I really wanted to photograph the Hands on Atlanta (HOA) event taking place the same night.
This event was held at the Swan House, which is a fantastic venue and much classier than […]

It has been nearly a month since I last reviewed a cocktail on this site and summer is rapidly approaching. Therefore, I mixed up a couple of Frisco Slings last night. Unfortunately I did not get any acceptable photographs of them. So, I had to drink a few more tonight. […]