Thursday evening, I paid a visit to Buckhead. The night started off auspiciously, when a Buckhead Betty with bigger fake boobs than anything I have ever seen outside a porno stepped out of the car parked in front of me. They were so large it was comical. A neon sign hung around her neck with the words “gold miner” would have been subtler.

I was in Buckhead because I was hoping to get shot and begin collecting disability. Also, I was there to cover the Hair of the Dog (HOTD) event at Andrews Upstairs. Normally, Andrews Upstairs is not a place that I would be found, for the following reasons: [1] it is in Buckhead, [2] the staff is incredibly rude and obnoxious, [3] it features a pretentious $30,000 millionaire clientele, and [4] I was almost arrested there once, thanks to the aforementioned incompetent staff.

Based on all the hype surrounding Andrews Upstairs, I expected it to be as nice as Compound. As usual for Atlanta, the place turned out to be an over hyped suckfest located in a decaying strip mall. The best feature was a bartender with obviously fake boobs that were continuously on the verge of popping out of her top. This bar is essentially a dive with a veneer of sophistication and overpriced drinks.

Despite the wack location, the event was decent. Several hotties showed up, but HOTD is beginning to attract an older crowd. This is not a good thing, as I am not looking to hit on old divorced women from OTP.

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PHOTO: Kim and a random reveler attending Hair of the Dog at Andrews Upstairs in Buckhead, Atlanta, GA. August 19, 2004. Courtesy of d.2263 Photographics. View more Hair of the Dog at Andrews Upstairs photos.