Saturday afternoon I stopped by the 2nd Annual Virginia Highlands Pub Hop, which was put on by USA Entertainment and Hair of the Dog. Last year, I attended the inaugural pub hop and had a great time, even though it did not attract a huge crowd. This year the crowd was much larger, but the ratio was terrible. There was more sausage than a Bob Evans factory. Additionally, the beer special was terrible. Coors Light is yellow colored sparkling water, not beer.

Events can, and quite often do, suck for any number of reasons. However, to have a successful event it is essential to BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING HOTTIES.