[As a point of clarification, the Texas A&M/Oklahoma game referred to in the following paragraph is out of chronological context and was played in November of 2000 - Ed.] A few years ago, after the Aggies lost to the Longhorns for the second year in a row, I held the opinion that R.C. Slocum should retire. Prior to that, after standing in Kyle Field and watching the Aggies almost pull off an upset over the number one ranked Oklahoma team, that would go on to win the national championship, I also expressed the opinion that Mr. Slocum should probably hang it up. I now apologize for holding that opinion.

During the off-season, the administration fired Mr. Slocum and hired Dennis Franchione. So far, Mr. Franchione has distinguished himself by leading the Aggies to their first losing season since 1982 and losing to getting blown out by motherfucking goddamn Utah. Which is unpardonable, because Utah does not even play in A REAL FUCKING CONFERENCE. I highly recommend they send Mr. Franchione back to the backwater he came from.