Any event organizers that are reading this should get a pen and paper and start taking notes. Because this is how to do an event up right.

I dropped in on the Hair Ball on Sunday evening to photograph. I thought this motherfucker would be as dead as fried chicken, since it was [1] on a Sunday and [2] at Compound, which is so over. However, the entire fucking place was packed. Unfuckingbelievable, especially since tickets were $25.00. I am not sure who the event organizers are, but they BROUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKING HOTTIES. I highly recommend this event and will make sure that my people go next year.

An extra large Propeller Skies shoutout goes to Kim for hooking me up with VIP status. The extra large is because she set me up, despite my criticism of her writing skills. Event organizers, write the following shit down and underline it a few times. Pay special attention to the part written in all capital letters. VIP status meant the photographer got ALL THE KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BURBON WHISKEY HE COULD DRINK. And it was Makers Mark. This provided significant motivation for the photographer to take assloads of pictures and will ensure that future Hair Balls receive media coverage from the best event website in Atlanta.

This event also included a fashion show, which was okay. Thanks to Photoshop® and Nikon® the photos are excellent. [Undecipherable drunken ramblings removed - Ed.]