Usually, I do not write about politics because the entire system is so corrupt and focused on keeping people down that there is no point in complaining about it. As The Who said over twenty-five years ago, “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.” However, today is going to be an exception.

First, we will discuss the republicans. This party would be all right, if it were not for the cocksucking motherfucking hypocritical assholes that form the so-called religious right. Religious my ass. It warms my heart whenever I read about a prominent moral crusader going down for adultery or gambling.

The other major problem with this party is the fucking neo-cons who are hell bent on total world domination, but are unable to accomplish even this simple task. For example, Iraq. Why the fuck are there still people alive over there to fight back? The point of a war is to kill people until they give up and do what you want. To stop the uprisings, keep killing Iraqis. Eventually, either [1] the uprisings will stop, or [2] you will run out Iraqis. Problem solved. Basically, the Republican Party is composed of worthless cocksuckers who want to tell other people what to do. Fuck off.

Next, we will critique the democrats. These fucking morons want to take all my money and give it to undeserving poor people. Fuck that. Like fucking hell I am giving up any of my paycheck THAT I FUCKING EARNED so lazy fucks have something to eat. Let them starve.

My other major issue with the liberals is that they are a bunch of pussies. The whole concept of political correctness and sensitivity training urinates me off to no end. If you feel offended by something someone says, get over it. The Democratic Party is composed of lazy candy asses who want to tell other people what to do. Eat shit.

Finally, what the fuck is the difference between Bush and Kerry? As far as I can tell, they both seem to be rich douchebags who inherited or married into money instead of earning it. What the fuck are they going to do for me? Nothing. And that is why I will not be voting.