Because everyone else is posting New Year’s resolutions, I am too. The difference is, I intend to keep mine. I realize the following is an ambitious list, but I think I can do it.

Have cocktail hour every day;
Spend more time drinking with my friends;
Drunk dial at least once a weekend;
Never attend […]

On the train ride home from work yesterday, I encountered yet another type of annoying transit rider. This one was loudly singing along to a hopelessly syrupy R&B ballad. Unfortunately, her voice was so terrible that in comparison William Hung sounds like Hope Sandoval.

A key problem with the internet is anyone can publish on it. Although there are a few worthwhile sites, the vast majority of web pages appear to be published by blind people with absolutely no grasp of the English* language. For example, the person that created this butt-ass ugly page is clearly […]

While I was Home for the Holidays™ I took a few photographs. I will be posting pictures from my tour of the Jamestown ruins at underground over the next few weeks. A big shout out to J. for lending me the keys to underground and to S. Cat for chauffeuring me while […]

A big Propeller Skies shoutout to Jason at Made in Taiwan for sending me an old-fashioned and super cool Christmas card from, you guessed it, Taiwan. Thanks.

The Unabathers are a type of smelly person found on MARTA. These are people that never take showers and a trail of noxious body odor follows them everywhere. In contrast to The Farters, The Unabathers are easy to avoid, because of their unkempt appearance.

Thanks to all the dumb motherfucking meth addled hicks in the red states Jesusland, I have recently been spending some quality time riding public transportation. Since scraping up the money to fix my hooptie is pretty much an impossibility in this goddamn fucking Bush economy.
While riding public transit, I have […]

Saturday night, I ventured outside the perimeter (OTP) to attend a holiday party put on by my friend Angela. At the beginning of my journey I dropped into Mac’s, the best transit oriented liquor store in Atlanta, and picked up a fifth of Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. I figured I would be needing […]

A recent trend in Atlanta is the adaptive reuse of filling stations as restaurants, often times with visually stunning results. Iris in East Atlanta is one of the earliest and most successful examples.
Last night I went to dinner at Rolling Bones, which is a barbeque joint in a renovated gas station. […]

Recently, Notre Dame has come under fire for firing their head football coach. A bunch of retarded morons have been quick to scream racism, based on the fact that he was one of the few Notre Dame coaches to be canned before the expiration of his contract.
Newsflash: we are not living in […]