Oh shit, the motherfucking apocalypse is upon us now. Apparently, the recent Yoplait® commercial has drawn the ire of short men across America.

At first, I thought this was just another pathetic example of the culture of victimization spinning out of control. On further reflection, I find it fucking ridiculous that vertically challenged persons are discriminated against in today’s enlightened society. We trip over ourselves to ensure that the civil rights of crazy religious fanatics, who are actively trying to kill us all, are not violated, yet short people are mocked on national television. It is an outrage that vertically challenged persons are disparaged in this way. Propeller Skies fully supports a boycott of General Mills until they remedy the situation.

Smoove D thanks Jason at Completing the Square for posting this and giving me something to blog about steal. Now go read his shit, since it is fucking funny.