Thanks to all the dumb motherfucking meth addled hicks in the red states Jesusland, I have recently been spending some quality time riding public transportation. Since scraping up the money to fix my hooptie is pretty much an impossibility in this goddamn fucking Bush economy.

While riding public transit, I have come across various types of smelly people. The Farters are one particularly despicable type of smelly people. The Farters are nefarious, because they operate in stealth mode and are extremely difficult to distinguish from normal riders until they discharge a vile smelling silent but deadly (SBD) fart. As a rule, they also have impeccable timing, waiting until the rail car is packed to launch a devastating barrage of SBDs.