We here at Propeller Skies would like to thank Mack Brown for prostituting himself on national television and begging the coaches and media for votes. Normally, we would be among the first to criticize his shameless performance. However, it had the benefit of opening a slot for the Aggies in the Cotton Bowl. […]

Oklahoma should be number one in both polls after the impressive beatdown they gave Colorado. Granted, the Big XII North was pretty weak this year, but any of those teams* could have gone 10 - 1 in the pathetic PAC 10 or the hopelessly hamstrung Big East. The winner of the Big East […]

Oh shit, the motherfucking apocalypse is upon us now. Apparently, the recent Yoplait® commercial has drawn the ire of short men across America.
At first, I thought this was just another pathetic example of the culture of victimization spinning out of control. On further reflection, I find it fucking ridiculous that […]

Sunday afternoon, I took a walk to Starbucks® to purchase some coffee. Of course, I prefer Aurora coffee, but Starbucks® has two overwhelming advantages. [1] Because they have roughly 27 locations within a mile of my apartment, I can walk there, and [2] they accept major credit cards, thus allowing me to skip […]