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fucking brilliant

Some dumbass arrived here at the Prizzo Skeezy by typing “how to use Nikon SB-800″ into a search engine. Unfortunately for them, they did not find any information with regard to proper use of the most excellent and highly recommended Nikon SB-800.

Allow me to remedy the situation. We will start with Nikon SB-800 Usage 101: Introduction to Flash Photography With Modern Equipment.

  • Step One: Mount speedlight on a suitable Nikon body.
  • Step Two: Turn speedlight on.
  • Step Three: Put speedlight in TTL mode.
  • Step Four: Take a picture.

For more advanced usage, read the fucking manual.

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3 Responses to “fucking brilliant”

  1. melman Says:
    February 10th, 2005 at 08:18

    Oh. Duh! I was doing it backwards!
    Thanks, Smoove D!

  2. Nunya Says:
    July 20th, 2006 at 11:25

    Too bad your mom never told you to just shut the fuck up if you can’t say anything nice.

    That’s about the rudest reply I’ve ever seen.

    BTW, I found this page from a google search of “nikon sb 800 usage”, but don’t seem to see any relevant info here. Perhaps you should update your page?

  3. Smoove D Says:
    July 20th, 2006 at 22:30

    Perhaps you should fuck off. Steps one through four would be relevant info, dumbass.

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