Last Saturday, I took a ride through Cracktown On Boulevard with The Quiet One and C-dogg. About a quarter of the way into our little journey through Cracktown, C-dogg decided to engage the hoodlocks, starting an argument with The Quiet One. She theorized the crackheads in Cracktown would be jumpy, being all hopped […]

Someone got here searching for, “looking for a fuck in Alpharetta.” I guess that person likes inbred hicks, because there is nothing but rednecks OTP.

Aspherical has been up and running for roughly three months. According to the counter that came with Pixelpost, approximately 4,000 people visited. In addition, several people commented on the images. In contrast, I doubt the Prizzo Skeezy has garnered that many visitors in a year. And about five people have […]

Last Friday recurring Propeller Skies characters Mark and Skye threw a birthday party in the hood. As the original partay in the hood was totally bitchin’, I cleared out some space on my schedule and made it a point to show up.
Showing up was easier said than done. Astute Prizzo […]

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I have been a big Syracuse fan for a long time. This year, they had a perfectly good basketball team. Therefore, I picked them to go to the Elite Eight. Unfortunately, they are a bunch of bitches […]

I think it is time to reorganize and focus on our core competencies. This plan for consolidating states will leverage synergies and result in phenomenal cost savings. This super fun time link is sponsored by Kamikaze Lunchbreak.

Astute Propeller Skies readers will recall that way back in January, my friend The Professor was kind enough to donate a Fujica STX-1 to me. At first, I was a bit disappointed with the quality of the photographs. However, after shooting several rolls of film I realized the camera, being vintage and all, […]

Thursday evening, I attended Campus Moviefest with recurring Propeller Skies character Lisa and her friend Lori. The hopelessly lame theme of the event was “good goes around.” Not coincidentally, good goes around is the slogan of Delta Airlines. We here at the Prizzo Skeezy nominate it as the Worst. Slogan. […]