Growing up, our family automobiles were always bare bones. My father did not believe in modern conveniences such as air conditioning, power windows, or even power door locks. His theory was more gadgets on the car meant more items to break, which meant more stuff for him to fix. When my brother […]

This week’s Propeller Skies Fucktard Of The Week Award™ actually goes to two people: The White Stripes. Without a doubt, Get Behind Me Satan is the worst album in the history of albums. Blue Orchid starts the album off and has the distinction of being the only song worth a damn. The […]

It seems my post inaugurating the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard Of The Week Award™ has drawn some commentary. Much to my amusement, an anonymous anal bead licker posted the following nonsensical comment, which I will be dissecting and poking fun at sentence by sentence.
“I would Bet the religious freak makes his on […]

A big Propeller Skies shout out to alert reader Weez for informing us that a picture of the beer pouring hottie at the East Atlanta Beer Festival can be found at the bottom of the Thomas Creek Beer Staff Page.

Yesterday, all the major sports sites were atwitter with the news that Formula 1 racing was finished in America. Apparently, several drivers refused to race on allegedly unsafe tires, angering all five American F1 fans. Amusingly, the drivers who did race were running Bridgestone tires. Savvy readers will recall that Bridgestone’s […]

I was surfing the internet Saturday evening, and I came across a site that makes me want to puke my fucking guts out. I was so impressed with the depths of stupidity that this moron descended to, I decided to initiate another coveted Propeller Skies award - the Fucktard Of The Week™. Congratulations, […]

I have five days until the Catholic Church hires Michael Jackson’s defense team in the office pool.

After reading positive things about Chipotle in Creative Loafing (CL), I decided to try it for myself and see what the buzz was about. This was a big mistake.
The sorry excuse for a burrito that they served me was fucking awful. It featured the nastiest rice I have ever tasted. […]

The Polaroid 1200si I ordered from Amazon just arrived in the mail. It appears to work fine. Stay tuned for further developments.

Monday evening, my commute home from work was fucking spectacular, as I-85 south of GA 400 was wide open. In contrast, traffic normally comes to a screeching halt at that location. The lack of congestion was due to a massive crash on I-85 southbound near North Druid Hills Road, which blocked all the […]