It seems my post inaugurating the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard Of The Week Award™ has drawn some commentary. Much to my amusement, an anonymous anal bead licker posted the following nonsensical comment, which I will be dissecting and poking fun at sentence by sentence.

“I would Bet the religious freak makes his on way in this world, and is a tax payer.”

First, in English, the word bet should only be capitalized if it is the first word of a sentence or a proper noun. Second, this sentence contains a comma splice, which is unacceptable grammar. Third, what the fuck does this sentence actually mean? “Makes his on way in this world,” makes absolutely no sense and is clearly the effort of a mental midget. Assuming the anonymous ass-farmer meant to type own instead of on does not add any more meaning to the sentence. Let us see if the next sentence sheds any light on this hopelessly weak attempt at communication by an anonymous dumbass.

“I would the bet junkster with the rights to talk stupid Is not worth the salt in his bread.”

Still having problems with inappropriate capitalization, I see. In addition, the word the should only come before a noun. Newsflash: bet is a verb! I am also left wondering what, exactly, is a junkster? Is that something like Friendster for heroin addicts? The end of the sentence at least makes some sense, I think it means worthless since salt is pretty much free. Although why salt in bread would be worth less than any other kind of salt is beyond me. Ignoring the first part of the sentence, I can reasonably conclude that the anonymous dillweed is trying to say that people with freedom of speech are worthless. Therefore, it follows the entire population of the United States of America is worthless. What this has to do with the coveted Propeller Skies Fucktard Of The Week Award™ is beyond me.

“He would not have the guts to fight for any rights his self.”

I think the anonymous chicken molester meant to type himself. Again, what this has to do with making fun of suckers who subscribe to organized religion is unclear. For the record, I would totally fight for my right to party.

“I’ll Bet he has taken more from this goverment than he’s paid in.”

Fucking Christ, would it kill people to use a flippin’ spell checker? I think the anonymous retard is trying to say I have taken more from the government than I have paid in taxes. Guilty as charged, working for The Man and paying taxes to Big Brother is for suckers! I just sit here and surf the internet on the dole all day in my sweet government funded house. Sometimes I like to take a drive around the neighborhood in my Hummer that I bought with WIC. A big shout out to the government for financing my playboy lifestyle, while poor suckers like the anonymous buttmunch work their fingers to the bone and fight to stay above the poverty line.

“In my book that makes him a pile of worthlees shit.”

Two words: spell check. The inscrutable logic of an anonymous turkey fucker is unavoidable: I am a worthless pile of shit because I collect my welfare check every month. Never mind that this theory is not based on anything resembling actual facts. Clearly, anonymous wanker is a… REPUBLICAN TOOL! Yet again, what this has to do with a post making fun of a religious dope is completely outside of my comprehension.