After reading positive things about Chipotle in Creative Loafing (CL), I decided to try it for myself and see what the buzz was about. This was a big mistake.

The sorry excuse for a burrito that they served me was fucking awful. It featured the nastiest rice I have ever tasted. The black beans were overcooked, mushy, and flavorless. A steaming pile of shit would taste better. In addition to producing asstastic burritos, the cheap bastards charge extra for chips. Therefore, we here at Propeller Skies bestow upon Chipotle the coveted douchebag of the week award.

I recommend never trusting restaurant reviews written by the motherfucking goddamn cocksucking hippie fucktards who write for CL. Idiots.