Saturday, lured in by the promise of cheap gas, I stopped at a BP station to fill up. After getting out of my car, I noticed a sign on the pump that read, “Out of gas. Sorry for the inconvenience. The management.” What the fuck? How does a damn gas station run out of gas? That would be like McDonalds running out of french fries. Idiots.
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Melanie says:
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I went to the KFC drive thru one time (I know, TRY not to judge) and the woman said, “Sooor-rey, we AIN’T got no chicken.”
They ain’t got no chicken, at KFC.