I look too nice. This is a problem, because it causes stupid people to ask me to help them. Therefore, I am considering getting a tattoo of an angry rat with giant fangs on my face.

The other day, when I arrived home from work some random guy who looked like a not particularly successful drug dealer asked me for a jump. I responded in the negative. He then offered me $10. I said no for the tenth time and wondered why this dumbass did not just call triple motherfucking A like a normal person.

There are several things that would have increased his chances of getting a positive response. I still would not have helped out, because I am a dick like that, but I would have considered it. First, the simple act of putting a shirt on would have improved his situation. Second, being an attractive woman would have definitely improved the odds. Third, plenty of cleavage would have made it tough for me to say no. But in the end I still would have said no, because I am a lazy prick.