yeah, i am a dick

Astute Propeller Skies readers will remember about a week ago some dumbass asked me to help him. Just the other day, his white trash girlfriend, who is totally hot in a trailer trash kind of way and with whom he apparently shares a car, asked to borrow a pair of pliers. I lied and told her I did not have any. These new broke-ass neighbors with a bootleg car are really starting to piss me off.

5 Responses to “yeah, i am a dick”

  1. Kristine Says:

    Maybe if you’d have given her the pliers, she would have given you a hearty trailer trash ‘thank you’ in said trailer.

  2. Smoove D Says:

    Possibly. But more likely, I never would have seen my pliers again.

  3. q Says:

    I would find out her B/F’s work schedule, and bang the shit out of her while hes at work!

  4. Dan Says:

    I downloaded a bootleg car off Napster and it was pretty cool for a while.

  5. Smoove D Says:

    Well, q, there is just one problem - his job is suspect and he works from home.

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