free beer
Friday night I stopped by the worst micro brewery in the country for a brewery tour and tasting. For the clueless, by brewery tour and tasting I mean free craptastic beer. Unfortunately, pretty much every student at Georgia Tech had the same bright idea.
After standing in line for a while, I finally got inside and had the privilege of being packed in with a bunch of Tech students tighter than a gerbil in a certain famous actor’s asshole. Now if these had been Georgia students, life would have been grand. For those unfamiliar with public institutions of higher learning in Georgia, all the smokin’ hotties attend the not very academically rigorous University of Georgia, located in Athens, while Georgia Tech, an engineering school with actual admissions standards, is conveniently located here in Atlanta.
While standing in line waiting patiently for free beer a retard who worked at the brewery kept yelling one line was for some kind of not so tasty beer and another line was for some other shitty beer. Newsflash: I am here to get wasted and I do not give a fuck. Just fill my motherfucking cup with the free beer, bitches. During my wait in line, some douchebag guido wannabe standing in front of me tried to start some shit because allegedly I stood too close to him. By this time, I was cranky and regretting ever showing up. If there had been room to swing, I would have destroyed his punk ass for thinking he was special.
I finally got some beer and headed outside. Things improved, as a smokin’ hottie showing off some sweet cleavage was standing in the parking lot. I had a great view from my vantage point on the loading dock. Later, some dumbass wandered up and asked if anyone knew the house number. Apparently the shit for brains cab dispatcher he was on the phone with had no idea where the brewing company was located. It irritates me to no end that these fucking foreign cab drivers do not know where a damn thing is. I cannot count on two hands the number of times I have needed to provide them with directions to my apartment complex. There ought to be a law. Finally, my night was ruined when I witnessed some pervert making out with a fat chick. Get a damn room!
While school is in session, I do not recommend this event. I might stop by again next summer to see if things are better when the Tech students are not around. More likely, I will buy a six pack of Sierra Nevada with my five dollar tasting fee and have my own goddamn tasting in air conditioned comfort.
August 28th, 2005 at 19:09
There were like a million fat chicks there. I accidently broke in line in front of one of them and she got so pissed. I was scared she was going to eat me.