mission statements

The other day, I came across an article about mission statements. One sample mission statement, I blog to pick up chicks, stood out. Fortunately, this is not the mission statement of the Prizzo Skeezy. So far, writing Propeller Skies has been about as effective at getting me laid as driving a lime green Buick Century on Jordans with an ICE worth more than the GDP of a small country.

3 Responses to “mission statements”

  1. Melanie Says:

    I just laughed SO hard!
    Thanks!
    Also, I’m not sober right now.

  2. Smoove D Says:

    You’re welcome.

  3. Samantha Says:

    What is this gross misconception you have about cars equaling sexual prowess? No wonder you don’t get laid.

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