Currently, here in the Dirty South, speculating about the impending bankruptcy of Delta is a popular topic of conversation. Personally, I think Delta deserves to go bankrupt because they fucking suck ass. Every flight I have ever taken on Delta, which would be about a dozen, has been delayed. Once, I even had to spend the night in Cincinatti after sitting on the runway for four flippin’ hours.

In six months of riding MARTA, the train had issues once, because some dumbass decided to walk on the tracks and get killed. This was, however, a minor inconvenience and much more pleasant than spending a night in Ohio.

Comparing Delta to public transit is an insult to public transit. Public transit is cheaper, has better schedule adherence, and is more customer service oriented than Delta. I hereby apologize to any transit agencies I may have offended with this post.