I am proud to introduce a new recurring Propeller Skies feature: Baller of the Week™ where I make fun of fucktards with ridiculous rims. Our first contestant is a pimped Grand Cherokee:

I started laughing uncontrollably when I saw this. Nothing says baller on a budget quite like fancy rims on […]

I ran into Leah at the grocery store last night. I have no idea what she was doing getting groceries in my hood, as her hood is far away from mine. In conclusion, Leah was looking pretty fucking hot.

Recurring Propeller Skies The Professor and I met for lunch at Feast, a new restaurant in Decatur. As usual for Atlanta, the restaurant is located in a former warehouse. Unlike other venues, the interior is not over-designed and Feast has the nicest bathroom in the city.
Getting to feast was […]

Thanks to all four Propeller Skies readers that participated in Blogs That Don’t Suck, where I solicited input with regard to favorite reader blogs. The following blogs are highly recommended.
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Not Horny Kristine submitted two blogs, one of which I like because the writing is pretty damn funny. As alert Prizzo Skeezy […]

Even though the Texas A&M Aggies won last Thursday, the score was far too close. After smoking SMU last week, the Aggies should have hung 84 on Texas State. However, another lackluster performance by Franchione meant Texas A&M barely squeaked by.

Saturday night, I stopped by The Star Bar to catch The Sudden Rays. I was excited to see them play, as the band includes Chris Hoke and Justin Gray, two members of the late 3d5spd, and Kevin Wallace, one of the best drummers in Atlanta.
Prior to the show, my friend Joie warned […]

Saturday, I attended the East Atlanta Strut* in, obviously, East Atlanta. For Propeller Skies readers not familiar with Atlanta, the East Atlanta Strut is basically a standard neighborhood festival complete with artists selling their wares in tents and several bands that play throughout the day. As the festival is in East Atlanta, it […]

While dining at the not so tasty Cafe Sampan, I picked up a flyer advertising complementary cocktails on opening night at Suzy Wong’s Lounge. Despite the offer of free booze, I was feeling too lazy to go. So I consulted the Magic 8 Ball. It responded with “reply hazy try again.” […]

Here in America, we like to punish poor people for being poor. They deserve it for being too lazy to work or attain an education and better their lot in life. Our favorite ways to punish them are to pack them like anchovies into badly built crime infested housing projects and to produce […]

I was totally thrilled to see Texas A&M beat SMU by an authoritative margin of 58 points on Saturday. I did not expect Texas A&M to lose, but the Aggies fell apart against Baylor last year.