contemplating match
I enjoy reading Hilary’s posts about craptastic Jdates she goes on. Judging by the number of comments her posts about Jdate get, everyone else does too. So, in a clever bid to increase Prizzo Skeezy readership, I am contemplating joining Match.
There are two options. I could go on actual awful dates and post reviews on Propeller Skies. However, I am one lazy motherfucker. And with the price of gas these days, who has the money to go driving across town for something as frivolous as a date? The other option is to send deliberately offensive e-mails and then post the letter along with any sure to be hilarious responses. Which option would all five Propeller Skies readers like to see? Answer via the “comments” link.
September 5th, 2005 at 14:45
I choose to make you drive around and go on actual dates. That is going to be much funnier. Or make them pick you up, even better.
September 5th, 2005 at 15:14
The way things are going, we will have to ride MARTA and meet at the date location. Since all the damn gas stations seem to be out.
September 5th, 2005 at 16:01
Dates definately. And by dates, I mean dates with midgets.
September 6th, 2005 at 07:40
You knew I would choose the dating option… get going! Who knows? You may actually meet someone you like!
September 6th, 2005 at 07:54
And if you don’t meet someone you like, you’ll have someone to complain about, and that will make you happy. It’s win-win!
September 6th, 2005 at 09:22
Um…you’re laughing at MY dates. I may as well have some fun too and laugh at YOUR dates. Get moving on the sign up process. Now.
Plus, they couldn’t possibly top mine. Or could they?