fucktard of the week™
I get my advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
– The Clash
The City of Atlanta is the latest recipient of the coveted Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ Award. The latest genius idea the city has come up with is branding Atlanta. This is just about the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. It is also a waste of taxpayer dollars that could be better spent, say, fixing the antiquated sewer system.
Although Grouchy Old Cripple has beat me to the commentary, I humbly submit my idea for the branding of Atlanta. Wait for it… Atlanta - Strip City. Thanks to the spectacular waste of taxpayer dollars known as The Gold Club debacle and the emergence of Crunk on the national hip hop scene, everyone already knows Atlanta is full of strip clubs. Atlanta - Strip City will serve to reinforce Atlanta’s one redeeming feature in the mind of an ADD nation. Additionally, this slogan is a fucking brilliant double entendre. Pay a visit to my cracka J. Mack Robinson’s site to see what I mean.
October 8th, 2005 at 22:08
Omaha, a city near where I am, tried this. Paid loads of money to a company that came with the idea of… Wait for it…
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Yea, that was well spent.
Then the Oprah people came along and threw a fit over trademark infringement.
October 10th, 2005 at 21:55
That is beyond awesome. I think I need to get into advertising.