time to hire some escorts

I thought the once proud Texas A&M football program could not do worse than barely beating Baylor in overtime. I thought wrong. This week, Dennis Franchione has brought the team to a new low. Texas A&M was soundly defeated by Colorado, a school so pathetic the coach allegedly used alcohol fueled sex parties to lure recruits.

2 Responses to “time to hire some escorts”

  1. Melanie Says:

    Alcohol fueled sex parties??
    Sign me up!

  2. 3rd Gen Ag Says:

    Gotta love a woman who jumps at that chance!

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