Propeller Skies

Bill Byrne needs to fire Dennis Franchione, Carl Torbush, and the rest of the hopelessly inept coaching staff immediately, as Franchione is now the proud owner of a losing record at Texas A&M. We here at Propeller Skies propose hiring Mike Price as head coach and Bob Davies as defensive coordinator.

Despite a receiving corps that drops passes like B-29s drop bombs, the Aggie offense is showing some signs of life. Their average of 32.6 points per game is good for third in the Big 12, behind Texas and Texas Tech.

In contrast to the offense, the Texas A&M Pink Shirts defense managed to perform even worse than the prior week. Every single defensive statistic we track here at the Prizzo Skeezy got worse at an accelerating rate, as shown by the following statistics:

• The Pink Shirts are allowing 29.7 points per game, an increase of 3.3 points per game over last week;
• As per usual, pass defense is last in the Big 12 with 321.2 yards allowed per game, an increase of 14 yards per game;
• The Aggies are now allowing 127.3 rushing yards per game, an increase of 8.3 yards per game; and
• Texas A&M, once feared for the Wrecking Crew, is again dead last in the Big 12 in total defense with 448.6 yards allowed per game. The Aggies are now allowing 22.4 more yards per game than last week. Opposing offenses are averaging 6.0 yards per play, an increase of 0.2 yards.

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