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December 2005 Archive

12.21.05

merry christmas, motherfuckers

Merry Christmas to all five Propeller Skies readers. Regularly scheduled posting will resume sometime in January. Unless, of course, something interesting happens.

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Posted By: Smoove D @17:55

12.20.05

safe driver of the week™

This weekend, I found another wrecked ghetto sled in my bootleg apartment complex. I think this buttmunch backed into a utility pole or something:

Before any of the five Prizzo Skeezy readers point out that I just wrecked an Acura and bring up the word hypocrite, I would like to point out mine […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @21:45

12.19.05

baller of the week™ - ford explorer

In contrast to the second Baller of the Week™ contestant these pimp rims are fairly easy to clean. I found these dope dubs attached to a Ford Explorer in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex. Behold the power of bling:

As this was the only modification, the Explorer looked […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @23:24

12.18.05

purchasing an acura

I really wanted to replace my Acura RSX Type-S with an Acura TL, but I did not want to pay $34,000 for one. I figured a TSX would be a nice upgrade from the RSX Type-S at a reasonable price. The day after test driving a Lexus IS 250 I went to an […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @22:44

12.16.05

maximum pretension: lexus is250 test drive

After wrecking my Acura, I called in sick to work, collected my dope rental car, and started to surf the internet for a new ride. I was considering the following options [1] find another RSX Type-S, [2] upgrade to a TSX, or [3] ball out of control and upgrade to a TL.
I […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @17:13

12.15.05

mazda 6 review

After wrecking my Acura, I was issued a Mazda 6 to drive while the insurance company either [1] fixed my RSX (not likely), or [2] totaled it and sent me some cash money (what actually happened). A big Propeller Skies shout out to Hertz for being very accommodating.
The Mazda 6 handled fine […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @18:20

12.14.05

thank you, ralph nader

Growing up, I was enamored of fast cars. Thus, I viewed Ralph Nader as Satan incarnate due to his support of the completely moronic 55 mile per hour national speed limit.
A couple of weeks ago, I crashed my Acura RSX Type-S into a jersey barrier at approximately 65 mph, spun, and went […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @20:48

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