thank you, ralph nader

Growing up, I was enamored of fast cars. Thus, I viewed Ralph Nader as Satan incarnate due to his support of the completely moronic 55 mile per hour national speed limit.

A couple of weeks ago, I crashed my Acura RSX Type-S into a jersey barrier at approximately 65 mph, spun, and went back across the freeway. I had to apply the brakes to keep from hitting the other wall. Before all five readers ask, no, I was not drunk.

I walked away from the crash. If one is going to crash, I highly recommend doing it in a Honda product. I would like to thank Mr. Nader for promoting various safety features such as air bags, crumple zones, and seat belt pretensioners, which all worked together to save my dumb ass.

6 Responses to “thank you, ralph nader”

  1. nicky Says:

    Thanks for finally posting! Now you need to start catching up… like how you almost bought a lexus!

  2. Smoove D Says:

    Whatever, Miss I Post Every Day.

  3. Seth Says:

    That sucks! So how did it happen? Was it wet? Racoons? Do you have any post-wreck pictures?

    Ugh. Good luck finding a replacement or repairing the RSX.

  4. circe Says:

    I do drive a Honda….er, and a GP.
    :)

  5. nicky Says:

    Whatever! I don’t have time, you’re the posting person!

  6. Dan Says:

    Before Nader went off the deep end in 2000, he was a real American hero. Glad you’re OK.

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