I wrote this post last night, with about seven minutes left in the Rose Bowl. In the original version, I wasted quite a few words mocking the tea-sips for getting beaten by a bunch of tree hugging hippie Californians and embarrassing the entire state of Texas. Seriously, what the fuck do Californians know about football? They are all too busy hugging trees, smoking dope, and electing bad actors. And the PAC-10 is a bigger joke than the number one player hater from South Korea.

After I turned off the television in disgust, the motherfucking goddamn tea-sips pulled it together to beat USC and win the national championship. It kills me that the ass clowns in Austin went 13 - 0 and won an undisputed national championship while my beloved Aggies suffered through their second losing season in three years. However, a team from Texas losing to a bunch of tree hugging hippies would have been even worse.