This time, the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ goes to an entire group of douchebags. These motherfucking morons came up with the genius idea of obeying the law to show the absurdity of the 55 mile an hour speed limit. Unfortunately, their premise of obeying the law to make a point […]

Dear Head Fucktard In Charge,
Nineteen of the nineteen persons who participated in the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks were Arab. I do not advocate repealing the civil liberties of United States citizens of Arab descent, but turning over the operation of several key ports in large American cities to a company owned by a country […]

I found this lightly scratched second generation Acura TL in my ghetto fabulous apartment complex parking lot this morning.

John Kiel Patterson, of Louisiana is the latest recipient of the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ award. Mr. Patterson, fucktard extraordinaire, is suing Apple and alleging that iPods cause hearing loss. The only problem is, Mr. Patterson, by his own admission, likely does not have hearing loss.
“Patterson does not […]

Apparently, the Seattle Seahawks are too lame to come up with their own traditions, so they jacked the 12th Man from Texas A&M. Unfortunately for the ass clowns in Seattle, the 12th Man is a registered trademark of Texas A&M University.
I hope Joey Porter breaks some Seahawk legs en route to a […]