Propeller Skies

This time, the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ goes to an entire group of douchebags. These motherfucking morons came up with the genius idea of obeying the law to show the absurdity of the 55 mile an hour speed limit. Unfortunately, their premise of obeying the law to make a point fails miserably, because they break section 40-6-40 D of the Georgia Official Code:

“(d) No two vehicles shall impede the normal flow of traffic by traveling side by side at the same time while in adjacent lanes, provided that this Code section shall not be construed to prevent vehicles traveling side by side in adjacent lanes because of congested traffic conditions”

Watch the dumbest video ever. I wish I had been behind those dillholes. I would have exited at a gun show*, picked up assault rifles, caught back up to them**, and started busting caps like Cheney hunting for quail.

A big Prizzo Skeezy shout out to Autoblog for bringing my attention to this idiocy.

notes:

* I live in Atlanta, redneck capital of the south. On any given day, at least three gun shows are going on at any freeway exit.
** Not a problem, since they were going 55. Plus, my stock TL will easily catch any of their bitch ass rides.

Dear Head Fucktard In Charge,

Nineteen of the nineteen persons who participated in the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks were Arab. I do not advocate repealing the civil liberties of United States citizens of Arab descent, but turning over the operation of several key ports in large American cities to a company owned by a country known to aid and abet terrorists is a worse idea than going hunting with Dick Cheney.

Love,
Smoove D

I found this lightly scratched second generation Acura TL in my ghetto fabulous apartment complex parking lot this morning.

John Kiel Patterson, of Louisiana is the latest recipient of the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ award. Mr. Patterson, fucktard extraordinaire, is suing Apple and alleging that iPods cause hearing loss. The only problem is, Mr. Patterson, by his own admission, likely does not have hearing loss.

“Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle.”
–CNN

Here is an idea, Mr. Patterson: turn the volume down instead of wasting taxpayer dollars and tying up the court system with a frivolous lawsuit. Both Mr. Patterson and Mr. Berman make a solid case for tort reform.

Read Lawsuit: iPods may cause … eh?

Apparently, the Seattle Seahawks are too lame to come up with their own traditions, so they jacked the 12th Man from Texas A&M. Unfortunately for the ass clowns in Seattle, the 12th Man is a registered trademark of Texas A&M University.

I hope Joey Porter breaks some Seahawk legs en route to a Pittsburgh Steelers win in the extra large Superbowl.

Read ‘12th Man’ Dispute Kicked to Federal Court.