John Kiel Patterson, of Louisiana is the latest recipient of the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ award. Mr. Patterson, fucktard extraordinaire, is suing Apple and alleging that iPods cause hearing loss. The only problem is, Mr. Patterson, by his own admission, likely does not have hearing loss.

“Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle.”
–CNN

Here is an idea, Mr. Patterson: turn the volume down instead of wasting taxpayer dollars and tying up the court system with a frivolous lawsuit. Both Mr. Patterson and Mr. Berman make a solid case for tort reform.

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