This morning at work, I was working hard at surfing the internet and came across this headline: Aggies Stun No. 6 Texas At Buzzer. The article noted, “…the Aggies like to play tough defense, keep the score low and put themselves in position to win at the end. ” Holy shit, that sounds just like the football program’s wrecking crew defense under R.C. Slocum. Dennis Franchione, through inept coaching, drove them off Kyle Field and into Reed Arena.

As an aside, I would normally be ecstatic about a victory over the motherfucking cock swallowing tea-sips, but basketball is a bitch sport and does not really count. So I am merely really fucking happy. Saw ‘em off!