This evening I came out of the grocery store and found a pimped Lexus IS300 parked next to my bitchin’ Acura. Similar to the fifth Baller of the Week™ contestant, this week’s contestant is balling out of control. Enjoy the bling:

This is the second Baller of the Week™ contestant with the distinction […]

I found this ridiculous riced out Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII in Virginia Highlands. Although a stock Evo is an extremely capable car with plenty of performance enhancing parts (which are the antithesis of rice), the overwhelming amount of garish stickers elevate this car to ricer status. Behold the power of rice:

I found this wrecked Subaru Forester in Virginia Highlands. All five Propeller Skies readers are cordially invited to speculate on what this Safe Driver of the Week™ collided with.

Why fucktards wait hours in line to eat at the Flying Biscuit is beyond me. The food is all right, but nothing special. The menu mostly consists of tree hugging hippie crap like free range chicken and a facsimile of bacon made with turkey. Skip the line and visit R. Thomas and […]

My original Saint Patrick’s Day plan was to spend the evening getting loaded at the previously reviewed El Bar with several recurring Propeller Skies characters. Friday night, that plan collided with my top secret plan to save as much money as possible, retire early, move to Jamaica, and rock the ganj like Jay and […]

Friday evening, I found a riced out Toyota Corolla in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex. In need of another non-weekly of the week feature for the amusement of all five Propeller Skies readers and inspired by Seth’s recent feature on ricer automobiles, I shot the following rice rocket:

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Not only did the Texas A&M men’s basketball team make it to the post season, something Dennis Franchione’s football teams have not managed in two of his three years as head coach, the Aggies upset Syracuse in the first round. For those keeping score at home, Billy Gillispie has one post season win and […]

Saturday night, I dropped by El Bar with a few recurring Propeller Skies characters. El Bar had a strangely diverse crowd, a hot bartender, and no Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Despite the lack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, I recommend El Bar.

Funny how DP world changed their tune when Congress threatened a real investigation. I suspect they did not want their sweetheart deal from the Head Fucktard in Charge to see the light of day.
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The Mexican population in Texas is incensed because Houston’s major league soccer* team chose 1836, the year Houston was founded, as a name. Coincidentally, 1836 is the same year General Sam Houston decisively defeated General Santa Ana and the Mexican Army** at the battle of San Jacinto, thus ensuring the independence of the […]