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ricer of the week™ +/-

Friday evening, I found a riced out Toyota Corolla in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex. In need of another non-weekly of the week feature for the amusement of all five Propeller Skies readers and inspired by Seth’s recent feature on ricer automobiles, I shot the following rice rocket:

A riced out Toyota Corolla I found in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex.  March 17, 2006.

Starting from the bottom, the wheels add 5 horsepower (HP) each, the ridiculous coffee can muffler adds 10 hp, the ugly taillights add 5 hp each, and the silly wing adds another 5 hp for a grand total of 45 additional hp. To increase power even more, I highly recommend adding plenty of stickers.

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Posted By: Smoove D on 03.18.06 @ 19:47

 

comments on “ricer of the week™”


hunter says:

Definitely R-type material! I bet it sounds like a flatulent pachyderm when its asshat driver redlines it from the traffic signal. Whoopee! There’s money well-spent.

posted on: 03.19.06 @ 21:51

Seth says:

JDM for lyfe yo!

That wing is tight! Bet he could smoke some Corvettes and shit.

posted on: 03.21.06 @ 15:14

Smoove D says:

Ha! Wait ’till you see the Evo I found.

posted on: 03.21.06 @ 22:49

Carmi says:

I came across a slammed Hyundai Accent recently, complete with fake hood scoop. I laughed really hard until I realized the owner was on his way into the parking lot.

Do these bozos really think people don’t openly mock them? Do they think such idiocy makes them cooler?

Apparently so, which makes their efforts so much more sad.

posted on: 04.02.06 @ 03:06

 

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