safe driver of the week™
I found this wrecked Subaru Forester in Virginia Highlands. All five Propeller Skies readers are cordially invited to speculate on what this Safe Driver of the Week™ collided with.
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I found this wrecked Subaru Forester in Virginia Highlands. All five Propeller Skies readers are cordially invited to speculate on what this Safe Driver of the Week™ collided with.
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March 21st, 2006 at 18:36
What were you doing on my road Smoove? I know the owner of that Subie and I wondered if it was hit while she was driving or if it was hit while parked. I didn’t notice the airbag being deployed. The Forester is supposed to be the best small SUV in crash tests. I didn’t see paint from another vehicle on it, so I would guess: Concrete utility pole!
Congrats on having 5 readers! I thought it was 4 last year.
March 21st, 2006 at 22:53
I was retrieving my car that I was too drunk to drive home the night before. Thankfully, mine wasn’t hit while it was parked. I was more concerned than usual because it was St. Patricks day.
March 22nd, 2006 at 11:13
I’m gonna go with they hit a water buffalo. Poor Subie.
March 22nd, 2006 at 11:42
Let’s see - it’s a Subaru, so the owner is obviously a lesbian. If it were in Decatur, you’d figure she was distracted checking out some gal-gal hottie, but in Vi-Hi? Maybe.
March 22nd, 2006 at 16:27
Im going to go with a lost drunken leprechaun who was searching for the pot of gold. Dang St. Patty’s day..
March 23rd, 2006 at 14:13
It’ll buff out.
April 11th, 2006 at 11:29
Too obvious. It was Bill Campbell.