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April 2006 Archive

04.28.06

illegally parked yuppie towed

I love it when bad things happen to Lexus driving badge whores. Only a BMW getting towed would have made this scene better.

notes:
The random pedestrian pictured is not the Lexus owner.

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Posted By: Smoove D @13:16

04.27.06

rosa mexicano review

Last Sunday evening, recurring Propeller Skies character The Professor and I went to Atlantic Station for dinner. After wandering around looking for a chain without ten other Atlanta locations, we settled on Rosa Mexicano.
Unfortunately, Rosa Mexicano serves an oxymoron: gourmet Mexican. Because the cuisine of Mexico is inherently basic and bold, […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @16:07

04.26.06

jesus saves


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Posted By: Smoove D @14:31

04.25.06

white trash get down on your knees


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04.24.06

feminazi fun police protest sorority girl mating ritual

A three dollar cover charge to gain access to a dive bar full of drunk 18 to 24 year old venereal disease ridden sorority girls is an absolute bargain. Too bad the feminazi fun police are protesting this time honored sorority girl mating ritual. However, the feminazi fun police are having no success […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @20:54

04.19.06

safe driver of the week™

I found this slightly dented Oldsmobile in my ghetto fabulous apartment complex parking lot this evening.

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04.18.06

the ultimate boring machine®: hyundai sonata review

In the days of my youth, my good friend Clear-Dogg owned a Hyundai Excel, which did not. One Sunday morning, I had the privilege of driving the aforementioned shoddily constructed and underpowered Excel from Rochester to Buffalo, because Clear-Dogg was suffering from a severe hangover.
After dropping my beloved Acura off at Nalley […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @20:51

04.17.06

true american hero™

The inaugural Propeller Skies True American Hero™ award goes to State Representative Mark Burkhalter, a republican from Alpharetta. Mr. Burkhalter earned this honor by suggesting the State of Georgia return one billion dollars in surplus taxes to the taxpayers through a repeal of the communist car tax*. Amazingly, intelligent life can exist […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @21:58

04.16.06

wasting $3.00 a gallon gas

The Fucktard of the Week™ and his insurance company finally returned a phone call, so my Acura TL will be going in the shop tomorrow morning for two weeks. Apparently, the bumper cover and fender will be hand painted by a team of highly trained Japanese monks whose productivity is measured in square centimeters […]

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Posted By: Smoove D @23:07

04.12.06

pizza hut review

The Man, not content with packing us into cubicles and keeping us down, tortured us with Pizza Hut pizza and a 150* slide Powerpoint presentation during lunch today. Amazingly, Pizza Hut has developed pizza with absolutely no flavor.
I like pizza. I have dreams about eating big floppy slices of pepperoni pizza […]

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