This week, the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ award is personal. The following scene greeted me in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex this morning:

Merely scraping the bumper of an automobile is not enough to qualify one for the coveted Fucktard of the Week™ award. This […]

Saturday afternoon, recurring Propeller Skies character The Beaver dragged me to the Dogwood Festival. As usual for an event in this sorry excuse for a city, parking sucked a big fat dick. To all the cocksuckers opposed to the parking deck in Piedmont Park: fuck all y’all, I hope your houses burn […]

The winner of the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ award is a shining example for safe drivers everywhere. Enjoy Busta Rhymes’ commentary on a cracker who parked a Ferrari in a rose bush. Note how the fat jack-off pig threatens to jail Mr. Rhymes for no reason at the end of […]