true american hero™

The inaugural Propeller Skies True American Hero™ award goes to State Representative Mark Burkhalter, a republican from Alpharetta. Mr. Burkhalter earned this honor by suggesting the State of Georgia return one billion dollars in surplus taxes to the taxpayers through a repeal of the communist car tax*. Amazingly, intelligent life can exist OTP.

I am sure Mr. Burkhalter will be tarred, feathered, drawn and quartered, and ostracized from the capitol for having the novel idea of returning money to the hard working taxpayers.

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* For those readers who are lucky enough to live somewhere besides the Redneck Republic of Georgia, the communist car tax is a punitively high property tax levied against car owners. This tax is anti-American because it [1] inhibits the constitutional right of Americans to own automobiles, and [2] punishes the rich instead of the poor - the higher the value of one’s vehicle, the higher the communist car tax. Also, to add insult to injury, the tax is due on the owner’s birthday.

4 Responses to “true american hero™”

  1. ms. jones Says:

    That is crazy. Glad to see the money returned. I thought my annual car tax was too much. On another subject, ever been to Greensboro?

  2. Smoove D Says:

    The money hasn’t been returned yet, Mr. Burkhalter has merely suggested it. I’m sure the other politicians will manage to find a way to line their pockets, as well as the pockets of friends and relatives with the one billion dollars.

    Greensboro? No. Why?

  3. Pat Says:

    If Georgia’s capitol is anything like Colorado’s he better watch his back. If the pinkos and lobbyists don’t get him i’m sure there are a couple of rhinos waiting to attack.

    Great idea though.

  4. Ms. Jones Says:

    I was in Atlanta last year for a wedding in Greensboro. Bad experience, just wondering if you had ever been.

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