wasting $3.00 a gallon gas
The Fucktard of the Week™ and his insurance company finally returned a phone call, so my Acura TL will be going in the shop tomorrow morning for two weeks. Apparently, the bumper cover and fender will be hand painted by a team of highly trained Japanese monks whose productivity is measured in square centimeters per day. The monks are also in a union.
Since I love my Acura more than anything else in the world*, I decided to spend a little quality time with her this evening before she goes away. So I took the fun way up to an oxymoron and came back down a route The Professor showed me in the days of way back. The aforementioned route consists of a nice twisty two lane road lined with overpriced starter castles fronting like an old money enclave. Nothing beats the sound of VTEC echoing off the houses in bourgeoisie Atlanta subdivisions.
notes:
* Except maybe my internet porn collection.
April 17th, 2006 at 12:17
As monks, union, and hand painting have been brought into the picture, I request the option of submitting a new bid. I would like to double my previous estimate, $5,000.00 for work to be completed.
April 17th, 2006 at 21:30
Actually, Saltation came the closest. The damage estimate was $1,600.
April 17th, 2006 at 22:13
I call fowl play.
April 18th, 2006 at 23:31
you whiney son of a bitch! Someone else is paying for all of this shit! Set the record straight! At least, in your inconvenience, you are not paying $ for this!
April 19th, 2006 at 11:55
i was amused to note no asterisk on the last (bolded) line in this post
April 19th, 2006 at 11:56
i won? huzzah!
ps: stacia, you’re coming down. more crack required. ring your dealer. scream at him.
April 19th, 2006 at 22:38
Stacia,
You severely underestimate the inconvenience of driving a motherfucking goddamn Hyundai.