While living in Texas for two years, I was unable to locate even one example of a Texas Hot.
On the surface, Johnny’s Lunch appears to be nothing more than a quintessential blue collar hot dog and hamburger joint. What makes Johnny’s Lunch special is their supremely zesty sauce. I highly recommend […]

I am not particularly fond of Ohio for the following reasons:

The state is flat and boring;
There is a lot of it; and
Ohio has a never ending supply of state police.

However, Ohio does have a few things going for it:

Smoove J throws a bitchin’ Ohio State Michigan party regularly; […]

Last Saturday I took my whip in for its first service at Ed Voyles Acura. These guys, specifically Kevin and John, are top notch and earned the Propellers Skies seal of approval. I was out of there early and under budget. I highly recommend the service department at Ed Voyles Acura. […]

For the longest time, I thought Sex on Wheelz, by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, was about having sex in a car. Then I drove an Acura TL.
I highly recommend the TL with six speed manual gearbox*. The only thing Acura forgot to include is a hot blonde, like […]

Reading Esquire’s article on the best bars in America put me in the mood to have a drink. Specifically a Rob Roy. Unfortunately, according to the rules a Rob Roy can only be imbibed during winter. Rules are for suckers.
I was also feeling some regional pride and decided to modify […]

The second Propeller Skies True American Hero™ award goes to an alert citizen who recorded five corrupt DeKalb County pigs beating down an innocent man in front of Famous Pub. Reading between the lines of the Atlanta Urinal Constipation’s typically inept reporting, it seems that Captain O’Malley started a fight with unidentified Famous Pub […]

Recurring and alert Propeller Skies readers will recall I have no love for the Flying Biscuit. A few days ago, I discovered the Flying Biscuit was selling out to Raving Brands while flipping through the worst paper in the country. Atlanta based Prizzo Skeezy readers will recognize Raving Brands as the owner of […]

Smoove D, minding his own damn business, is waiting to cross the street in Atlantic Station, an overrated and underwhelming retail development in Midtown Atlanta. An early 1990s vintage red and white Ford Bronco full of lost retards pulls up next to Smoove D. The passenger window rolls down and the following exchange […]

Smoove D exits Caribou and is standing across from Subway in a strip commercial center that looks exactly like every other plaza in the United States. A crackhead walks up.
“Are you into computers?”
“No.”
“Want to buy a touch screen [unintelligible]?”
“No.”
Smoove D continues on to East […]

The Man shut the East Atlanta Beer Festival down promptly at 6 pm. Cocksucker. The Professor and I rolled to Oakhurst.
I think we intended to eat at Sweet Devil Moon. We ate at the creatively named Oakhurst Grill, which had a key advantage over Sweet Devil Moon. The Oakhurst […]