collecting my car from east atlanta
Smoove D exits Caribou and is standing across from Subway in a strip commercial center that looks exactly like every other plaza in the United States. A crackhead walks up.
“Are you into computers?”
“No.”
“Want to buy a touch screen [unintelligible]?”
“No.”
Smoove D continues on to East Atlanta, where he finds his car exactly where he left it the day before. All windows are intact and the wheels are still attached.
May 18th, 2006 at 11:12
But dude, it was a TOUCH SCREEN. There’re so totally useful for Microware’s Windows XL.
“Are you into computers?” Classic line! I would respond by saying, “No, fuck off. Do I look like a retard? Hey is that a touch screen? Cool… Does it work for porn?”
May 18th, 2006 at 22:27
Shit. I didn’t think of the porn angle.