fucktard of the week™
Smoove D, minding his own damn business, is waiting to cross the street in Atlantic Station, an overrated and underwhelming retail development in Midtown Atlanta. An early 1990s vintage red and white Ford Bronco full of lost retards pulls up next to Smoove D. The passenger window rolls down and the following exchange takes place.
“Can you give us directions to Perimeter Mall?”
“It’s on Ashford Dunwoody.”
“Never heard of it.”
Perimeter Mall is fucking fifteen miles from Atlantic Station. Buy a motherfucking map and stop bothering me.