Since inventing memoirs is currently the subject of a Dilbert comic strip, I would like to clear up a few misconceptions about this web site. Nothing published on this site is in any way accurate. Automobile reviews are written after reading sales literature obtained from dealers. Commentary on events and parties is […]

At first, I thought this was a home made SUV. Then I noticed the S-10 Blazer badge on the front. Which makes no sense, because this is a K-5 Blazer.

Thanksgiving day 2003. Smoove D is sitting in a filthy apartment [This is redundant, as Smoove’s flat is always dirty - Ed.] at a desk buried under every piece of mail he has ever received. Smoove is busy downloading internet porn before heading to an orphan dinner put on by recurring Propeller Skies […]

Smoove D is standing in front of the beer cooler at Wegmans, looking to purchase some tasty Saranac when the following conversation takes place:
“Why don’t you try some Phin and Matt’s Pale Ale?”
“Never heard of it. Besides, it’s brewed in Lakewood, how good can it be?”
“It says best […]

Damn. I had no idea the cost benefit ratio of a Playstation 3 was so much higher than Tanqueray No. 10 or an Acura.
Read Love Thy Playstation, Love Thyself.

Enough already.
Read FDA: Restaurants On Front Lines In Obesity Fight.