nothing but lies
Since inventing memoirs is currently the subject of a Dilbert comic strip, I would like to clear up a few misconceptions about this web site. Nothing published on this site is in any way accurate. Automobile reviews are written after reading sales literature obtained from dealers. Commentary on events and parties is stitched together from what my friends who actually attended tell me. Restaurant reviews are made up out of whole cloth after visiting the eatery’s web site. Concrete examples of the lies told here include:
- I live in Macon, NOT Atlanta;
- I do NOT drive an Acura TL - I really roll in a 1989 Chevrolet Corsica with a 2.8 liter V6 and dope ass spinning hubcaps; and
- Like a real American, I like anything mass produced - e.g. Pizza Hut pizza and Budweiser beer - and hate independent establishments and microbrews with character and flavor.
Additionally, the characters on this site arranging themselves into patterns resembling syntactically correct English is pure happenstance. So, to all five Prizzo Skeezy readers, thanks for reading this steaming pile of horse shit.