Um, Smoove D, stop hatin’. If you’d grown up in a small town where summers were defined by cruising the Sonic parking lot and the K-Mart strip mall, you would know that truck is the perfect vehicle for such endeavors. I’d like to see you drive around with two chicks sittin’ in lawn chairs on the back of that foreign sedan of yourn. That truck, however, is undoubtedly catnip for all the womerns at the drive-in show.

I hope the owner drilled drain holes in the floor boards…

Another SUV who’s taking up two spots. Makes me what to keep a can of spray paint and a stencil that says “learn how to park”